Post by Noah Puckerman on Sept 12, 2010 20:29:01 GMT
The thing your mother gave you.
Noah Puckerman
You didn’t like it so we should call you...
Puck, Puckerman
How many candles on your cake?
Sixteen
On your birth certificate you’re a?
Male, need to check?
What do you go for?
Uh, chicks. maybedudes
What do people think of you?
I'm a stud, and I'm badassed. I don't give a damn about what you say. I'll do what I want when I want, and you're not going to stop me. Man, that last line sounded cheesy. But whatever. People say I'm a jerk. Quinn calls me a Lima Loser. Guess I'm bit of both. I do care-- for certain people. To those certain people, I show my better side to. You know, the nice guy side? Yeah, that one . . . nah, I'm just kidding. People still think I'm an ass even though I try to be nice.
Your life until now?
You're serious about wanting to hear about what I've been through? Alright. I was born. You can pretty much predict what else happened. I got Quinn pregnant at one point. She, of all the girls I slept with, I got pregnant. Funny, isn't it? Not really. Uh. Joined Glee club for some reason. It's Finn's fault. Nearly slept with Berry, since ma wants me to find a Jewish girl to settle down with. Never happened. Moved from Mercedes ( that's her name right? ), to Santana, to Brit, to whatever. I'm just basically throwing junk down now, 'cause I have nothin' to talk about. I can tell you how curvy the Nission ad is, though.
These things are good!
√ sex
√ chicks / MILF
√ sex
√ football / singing . . . ?
√ I said sex already, didn't I?
Urgh I hate these things!
✖ not having sex / deprived of sexual activity
✖ dweebs
✖ getting slushied / not making it up in popularity
✖ people questioning my badassness
✖ uh . . . not getting what I want?
They scare me.
► losing people-- Quinn, Sarah, ma . . . Finn, and yeah.
► the rule "no sex"
► your mom-- no wait, I did your mom.
► not having the popularity
► bullshit, I'm not scared of anything.
What classes are you taking?
► Gym
► AP Math
► History
► Spanish
Are you in any clubs?
Football, Glee Club ( ? )
Your colours are?
silver